{"id":65,"date":"2018-01-05T15:05:50","date_gmt":"2018-01-05T15:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/mars\/?p=65"},"modified":"2019-03-11T03:18:57","modified_gmt":"2019-03-11T03:18:57","slug":"prima-mea-experienta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"Prima mea experien\u021b\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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      <\/span>Nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi la prostii, m\u0103 refer la primul meu zbor cu Ryanair. Am \u00eencercat \u00een ultimii ani c\u00e2teva companii ca: El Al, KLM, Turkish Airlines,  Aegeans Airlines, Wizz a\u0219a c\u0103 mi-am f\u0103cut o idee cum ar trebui s\u0103 fie o c\u0103l\u0103torie cu avionul \u0219i cam la ce s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219tept \u00een func\u021bie de companie. Sunt con\u0219tient c\u0103 dac\u0103 alegi o companie low cost,  cel mai probabil o s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi infigi coatele \u00een vecinul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 sau \u00eenvers, dac\u0103 te face la gabarit. Cum sunt rom\u00e2n \u0219i cel mai important, m\u0103 trag din neamu’ lui Hagi, nu Gic\u0103 Hagi, cel\u0103lalt Hagi la fel de cunoscut, Hagi Tudose, am ales s\u0103 zbor cu Ryanair, c\u0103 era cel mai ieftin, normal. Deja \u00eemi \u00eenchipuiam cum m\u0103 bat cu compatrio\u021bii pe scaune \u00een avion, dar \u0219tiam \u00een sinea mea c\u0103 \u00een picioare nu m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103 zbor, din motive de siguran\u021b\u0103 pe care trebuie s\u0103 le respecte, c\u0103 dac\u0103 ar fi dupa ei, ar b\u0103g\u0103 \u00een avion p\u00e2n\u0103 la cabina pilotului \u0219i ar \u00eendesa \u0219i cu piciorul.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 a venit ora de \u00eembarcare \u0219i am a\u0219teptat printre ultimii la coad\u0103 c\u0103 nu avea rost s\u0103 m\u0103 ingr\u0103m\u0103desc, mai ales c\u0103 aveam loc pe ultimele r\u00e2nduri. N-am intrat prea bine \u00een avion, c\u0103 m-a lovit o mireasm\u0103 de parc\u0103 tocmai \u00eemb\u0103ls\u0103maser\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva c\u0103l\u0103tori, am b\u0103gat b\u0103rbia \u00een piept, m-am f\u0103cut ca semaforul la fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i m-am dus frumos la locul meu, c\u0103 doar nu era ceva nou, am mai trecut prin asta, vara \u00een autobuz. Stiam c\u0103 nu te servesc nici cu ap\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu era bai nici asta. Scaunul era aproape suficient pentru mine \u0219i sunt cam o m\u00e2n\u0103 de om. Asta e, norocul meu aici, nu stiu cum se simte o persoan\u0103 de 90 de kg dup\u0103 dou\u0103 ore de zbor, dar eu deja nu mai aveam r\u0103bdare, s\u0103 \u00eemi \u00eentind picioarele.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 aproape dou\u0103 ore de zbor a venit cireasa de pe tort, minunata aterizare de am avut impresia c\u0103 pilotul a dormit tot drumul \u0219i la final s-a trezit \u0219i el dup\u0103 ce a dat cu trenul de aterizare in du\u0219m\u0103nie de pist\u0103. Pur \u0219i simplu am sim\u021bit  cum ficatul s-a desprins \u0219i s-a facut gr\u0103mad\u0103. Dac\u0103 era Bute lang\u0103 mine, ar fi fost invidios cum am rezistat la a\u0219a K.O. \u00cemi venea s\u0103 m\u0103 ridic \u00een picioare s\u0103 strig: N-am nimic, nu m\u0103 num\u0103ra\u021bi, pot s\u0103 boxez \u00een continuare! Am mai zburat o dat\u0103 pe ultimul r\u00e2nd \u0219i nu am ie\u0219it a\u0219a \u0219ifonat. Dac\u0103 mai prind dou\u0103 curse din astea, pot s\u0103 ies la pensie pe caz de boal\u0103.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd m-am \u00eentors cu Wizz-ul \u0219i am aterizat civilizat, mai c\u0103 \u00eemi venea s\u0103 aplaud cu restul lumii de bucurie. La \u00eenceput priveam cu scepticism pe cei care aplaud\u0103, dar b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 au avut mai multe meciuri cu Rayanair dec\u00e2t mine.Sper s\u0103 nu ajung s\u0103 dau cu chiot ca la nunt\u0103 dup\u0103 o aterizare.<\/p>\n

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      Nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi la prostii, m\u0103 refer la primul meu zbor cu Ryanair. Am \u00eencercat \u00een ultimii ani c\u00e2teva companii ca: El Al, KLM, Turkish Airlines,  Aegeans Airlines, Wizz a\u0219a c\u0103 mi-am f\u0103cut o idee cum ar trebui s\u0103 fie o c\u0103l\u0103torie cu avionul \u0219i cam la …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":68,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":369,"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/369"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/68"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imars.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}